The Purpose of Fighting is to WIN!

Lunat1k<cracker> · 02-23-2010, 12:26 PM

The purpose of fighting is to win..

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2.. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too".

tryyng01 · 02-23-2010, 02:34 PM

I love #4....That explains why ppl ask me why do you keep 1 chambered....Milliseconds count...Period...Lot quicker to pull hammer & pull trigger than to chamber a round then pull trigger.
Nice find Luna.

Hades · 02-23-2010, 11:24 PM

I like the last one... it all makes perfect sense

02-23-2010, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lunat1k<cracker> ThreadJack Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Age: 46 Posts: 1,991 Casino cash: $159800 Thanks: 333 Thanked 411 Times in 270 Posts	The Purpose of Fighting is to WIN! The purpose of fighting is to win.. The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental. 1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 2.. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.' 6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.' 7. Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! But wait, there's more! I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too". __________________ I was once kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section... Were good friends and all, but If the Zombies are chasing us I am so going to trip you! Can you beat my Brute? Hell yes you can he is the biggest pussy I have ever seen, so come on and kick his gay ass! http://da-lunat1k.mybrute.com

02-23-2010, 02:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
tryyng01 Don't go away mad, just go away. Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA Age: 42 Posts: 2,126 Casino cash: $211520 Thanks: 335 Thanked 511 Times in 343 Posts	I love #4....That explains why ppl ask me why do you keep 1 chambered....Milliseconds count...Period...Lot quicker to pull hammer & pull trigger than to chamber a round then pull trigger. Nice find Luna. __________________ "You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something, nowadays everybody's crazy" Charles Manson "Tryyng when you miss choppers with TV missiles that's because you suck. When me or baller misses, that's because they're hard to hit now." allwork voiced on location Operation SmokeScreen

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