[Editor's note: Below you'll find a news column idea we're testing out. Instead of just recapping the big stories that you've probably read already, we're having Mike pick out some of the most interesting and bizarre headlines of the week and have fun with them. Is this something you'd read? Would you want things covered differently? Let us know in the comments as we give this new format a shot.]
Sit down with your favorite flavored God of War 3 Slurpee -- 'tis time to recap another week in gaming news. We'll be doing this every Friday until I'm fired or bored, so strap in.
Final Fantasy Is A 3-Disc Package... [Insert Penis-Envy Joke Here]


For fans of the Final Fantasy series, bigger is apparently better.

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