My poisoned Pepsi

JSINB · 11-21-2009, 02:23 AM

Ok, where do I start...... My baby has one of those swings that consumes mass amounts of D batteries (and since that seems to be his place of residence as of late due to him screaming otherwise) I had to take my ass down to the Albertson's Supermarket to get 6 more at 11pm PST. I decide hey I will grab a Pepsi since I have not drank soda in about 3 months. I automatically BUT SUBCONCIOUSLY grab the only yellow capped one in the fridge at the checkout and head home. I just got home and pulled it out and thought hmmmm..seems a little lower than usual, not filled all the way up.....Im thirsty and I aint no damn pussy so down the hatch it goes....Thats weird it really really burns the fuckin shit out of my throat...probably just because I have not had it in a while...Take a few more drinks....My throat is still burning right now without having a drink for 10 minutes. It tastes very different to me so I am going to throw the half full bottle away and hopefully I do not die or get anthrax (The disease not the band)

I will update this thread tomorrow....or will I??

mercnet1980 · 11-21-2009, 02:37 AM

Sensationalism at its finest.

mercnet1980 · 11-21-2009, 03:55 AM

Got news for you people... you breath trace amounts of poison everyday. You drink chemicals in every glass. You die a little bit each time you close your eyes to sleep.

This is life. A world of Acids and Bases. A balance of things that will kill you, just so you can continue to talk on that cell phone, or heat that burrito in your microwave radiation station...

To live is to die, and to die is to have lived. The question is, do you die in fear of this world, or do you die living in it?

Microbes mutate and cause new diseases. The weather, be it too hot or too cold can kill you. Yet the question remains. Do you die in fear, or do you die balls to the wall, living fully?

tryyng01 · 11-21-2009, 10:42 AM

We deliver flavoring to Coca Cola here in Atlanta regularly. It's shipped as DG. Everytime. Next shipment we have, I'll pull the paperwork & see what makes it DG.

Hades · 11-21-2009, 11:34 AM

DG?

Lunat1k<cracker> · 11-21-2009, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clshades

DG?

Dick Guzzlers

the truckers are dick guzzlers...CLASSIC!

tryyng01 · 11-21-2009, 12:51 PM

Takes 1 to know one Luna, now STFU...Go pay M3tals donation for this month or something else just as useless.
Dangerous Goods. It's flavoring ffs.

cruziopablod · 11-22-2009, 10:29 AM

You should watch the Mythbusters episode where the clean a chrome bumper with cola. Not shocked you found this. Fortunately, I have not drank soda in over 2 years now.

Gooch · 11-22-2009, 11:50 AM

You still alive bro?

DrTorquato · 11-22-2009, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooch

You still alive bro?

Are you sterile yet? How's that sperm count doing?

11-21-2009, 02:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
JSINB Goodfella Join Date: Aug 2009 Age: 30 Posts: 160 Casino cash: $3661 Thanks: 47 Thanked 64 Times in 34 Posts	My poisoned Pepsi Ok, where do I start...... My baby has one of those swings that consumes mass amounts of D batteries (and since that seems to be his place of residence as of late due to him screaming otherwise) I had to take my ass down to the Albertson's Supermarket to get 6 more at 11pm PST. I decide hey I will grab a Pepsi since I have not drank soda in about 3 months. I automatically BUT SUBCONCIOUSLY grab the only yellow capped one in the fridge at the checkout and head home. I just got home and pulled it out and thought hmmmm..seems a little lower than usual, not filled all the way up.....Im thirsty and I aint no damn pussy so down the hatch it goes....Thats weird it really really burns the fuckin shit out of my throat...probably just because I have not had it in a while...Take a few more drinks....My throat is still burning right now without having a drink for 10 minutes. It tastes very different to me so I am going to throw the half full bottle away and hopefully I do not die or get anthrax (The disease not the band) I will update this thread tomorrow....or will I?? __________________

11-21-2009, 02:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
mercnet1980 dA Kickalotakis Join Date: May 2006 Age: 30 Posts: 3,410 Casino cash: $266310 Thanks: 15 Thanked 146 Times in 104 Posts	Sensationalism at its finest. __________________

11-21-2009, 03:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
mercnet1980 dA Kickalotakis Join Date: May 2006 Age: 30 Posts: 3,410 Casino cash: $266310 Thanks: 15 Thanked 146 Times in 104 Posts	Got news for you people... you breath trace amounts of poison everyday. You drink chemicals in every glass. You die a little bit each time you close your eyes to sleep. This is life. A world of Acids and Bases. A balance of things that will kill you, just so you can continue to talk on that cell phone, or heat that burrito in your microwave radiation station... To live is to die, and to die is to have lived. The question is, do you die in fear of this world, or do you die living in it? Microbes mutate and cause new diseases. The weather, be it too hot or too cold can kill you. Yet the question remains. Do you die in fear, or do you die balls to the wall, living fully? __________________

11-21-2009, 11:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
Hades Made Man Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,875 Casino cash: $841715 Thanks: 837 Thanked 753 Times in 545 Posts	DG? __________________ http://da-loser.mybrute.com

11-22-2009, 10:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
cruziopablod Registered Users Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 235 Casino cash: $2060 Thanks: 88 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	You should watch the Mythbusters episode where the clean a chrome bumper with cola. Not shocked you found this. Fortunately, I have not drank soda in over 2 years now. __________________ You got a problem with that? Last edited by cruziopablod; 11-22-2009 at 08:09 PM.. Reason: forgot the word not, duh...

11-22-2009, 11:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gooch GodFather Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 24 Posts: 991 Casino cash: $2147483647 Thanks: 114 Thanked 290 Times in 130 Posts	You still alive bro? __________________

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